Joke 1
Boy goes for Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but can’t
find cotton so she sucks his finger!
Boy is so hapy he asks, Can I get a Urine Test also?
Joke 2
Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between his
legs, there is 1 microphone & 2 speakers.
Joke 3
A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with. Husband
proudly replies only u darling with others I was awake!
Joke 4
A man ask doc. How to live longer?
Doct ask him : U smoke?
Ans: No
U drink?
Ans No.
U play mahjong?
Ans No
U like sex
Ans No
Then U want to live so long for what?
Joke 5
A group of Ah-Beng want to go disco. Outside the disco
there is a notice, only 18 & above is allowed.
Ah-Beng: walau wey, there only 17 of us.
Joke 6
Never argue with a Child! Very cute and funny!! The
children were line up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for
lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun
made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ”Take only ONE. God is
watching”. Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
Joke 7
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was
physically impossible. The girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask
JOnah.
The teacher asked, ‘what if jonah went to hell?’ The little girl replied,
then you ask him
Joke 8
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up and say, ‘There;s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael.
He’s a doctor.’”
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the
teacher. She’s dead”
